I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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