So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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