we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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