the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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