So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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