What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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