Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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