I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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