Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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