I must be too annoying 4 u.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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