the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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