Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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