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Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
you win again, gameday.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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