i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
