So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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