We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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