The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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