I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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