he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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