how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so let's talk penis.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Randomize
