Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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