either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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