So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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