not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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