just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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