I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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