none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
this hospital has no fireball
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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