i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
then he tried to convert me to islam
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
