brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
The air was thick with penises
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
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