summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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