It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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