Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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