I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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