my mouth tastes like poor choices
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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