Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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