I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
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No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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