windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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