If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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