Pregnant stripper...not hot.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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