when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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