WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
So squirting runs in the family.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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