In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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