yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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