Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
you win again, gameday.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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