I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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