any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!