They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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