Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
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So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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