i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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