But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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