I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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