what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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