Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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