Are we in a gay sports bar?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.