Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
one might say we're banned from that church
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Never joke about your clitoris.
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